Sure my computers "may not work" and "suffer from bugs no one else has ever seen" or might be "haunted" but at least when something goes wrong I know who to blame.
@kalium my favorite user-configuration bug was discovering that the Windows 10 calculator used qwerty instead of dvorak until I run the Microsoft Store. + being on a different key is really quite annoying. They did fix it but it's possible that's just because the Microsoft Store always runs on boot now or something.
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